'I'm getting constant stick' over the series being over prior to my arrival.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what more could an supporter of the English team ask for?
Well, perhaps an contest for the urn in Australia where they retain a possibility to secure the famous trophy after the first three Tests.
Unfortunately, this scenario is off the table on this occasion, however, after a comprehensive 82-run win in Adelaide left the home side with a 3-0 lead for the fourth consecutive series on Australian grounds.
The Barmy Army, England's supporters' group, have 3,000 fans making the journey for the last two matches in the SCG and MCG.
There are also organized trips who will be vacationing down under, as well as families and friends heading for a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Disappointed Travelers
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are a prime example.
Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie had their travel arrangements and match passes arranged for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "well ahead of time", hoping to witness a long-awaited triumph.
Instead, they have watched Australia outplay the visitors in just 11 days from their house in Penwortham, Lancashire.
"All my colleagues has been teasing me that the series is done for the last two weeks," said Sam.
"The hope was that we would have the series on the line upon our arrival."
Fading Positivity
Hope was abundant about England's chances of securing a first win in 15 years for a series win in Australia before it began.
However, the situation is now looking at the possibility of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the Boxing Day Test begins in the MCG on Christmas Day.
Ben Stokes' side - and their fans - will be hoping to sidestep a clean sweep.
One sibling noted the "excitement and fun" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in recent times had "reinvigorated" the longest format for English supporters.
But the Ryding siblings said they had minimal hopes for the final two games - and all they are asking for from the players is "a bit of fight".
"Commentators consistently alludes to it, but it all hinges on psychological strength. 'The aggressive approach has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, unrealistic play," commented another sibling.
"During a long match, you should dig in. Wafting outside 'sixth stump' areas has never featured in the fundamentals, and that is largely because of the batting lineup."
Future Prospects
When questioned if he believed England will triumph in a Test in this Ashes series, came the reply: "It looks like the hosts are a stronger side currently."
"It will require multiple performers that delivers for the team and turns the game."
Despite the scoreline, the fans are anticipating the trip.
"It will be a wonderful trip anyway," commented Katie Ryding. "We must adopt that outlook."
"Naturally, it's disappointing we don't have more to play for, but we have made a substantial financial commitment as it is."
"We'll enjoy spending the festive season out there. Additionally, it's a new experience for us abroad at this time of year."
A schoolteacher, Katie is determined to make the most of the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her seasonal break.
"If all else fails, there's always golf to fall back on," she finished.